Notions I have entertained, however briefly
If one were to put frozen prawns in a popcorn maker, one would obtain prawn crackers.
By placing one’s textbooks in a blender and drinking the result, one could absorb the information contained therein through a process of homeopathic revision.
Pimms and Vimto are the same product and should be considered entirely interchangable at middle-class barbecues.
West Ham is merely an abbreviation of West Hampstead.
That it might be possible to hurl an A-level maths textbook in such a way that each page would individually impact the face of the teacher, like a flickbook animation.
- In Stuff